Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
Guys, i know we’ve had some really
Incredible technological advances up to 2014, but the machine that gives me comfort and faith in our trajectory as a people is any vending machine slots that will take really crumpled bills.
I put in a shitty dollar WITH A FOLDED EDGE and it still took it like “hey neat a dollar”
guys, it’s cool, we’re all gonna be ok