jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

fwentyonepilots:

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(Source: arrystorm)

I am stuffing your mouth with your promises and watching you vomit them out upon my face.

Guys, i know we’ve had some really
Incredible technological advances up to 2014, but the machine that gives me comfort and faith in our trajectory as a people is any vending machine slots that will take really crumpled bills.
I put in a shitty dollar WITH A FOLDED EDGE and it still took it like “hey neat a dollar”

guys, it’s cool, we’re all gonna be ok

lovequotesrus:

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

Everything you love is here

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake)

When I was seven, I wanted to glue autumn leaves back onto the branches they fell from, returning each to its home. Yesterday, I stepped on a pile of damp leaves on the sidewalk. When I heard them crunch beneath my feet, I felt nothing.

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

(Source: theclearlydope)

(Source: tupac-qoute)